Today I was imagining managers from companies like Kimberly-Clark or Proctor and Gamble (companies who sell toilet paper among other things) sitting in their stuffy executive board rooms, in their nice double-breasted suits talking about toilet paper sales and puzzling over why there is a strange and unexpected spike in toilet paper sales that comes around the end of October. Why the run on toilet paper all of the sudden? I think I will become a sales consultant for them and have them pay me lots of money because I have discovered the secret...
I went to two class parties today, and witnessed at least 20 rolls of toilet paper wrapped around students and teachers. A friend of mine used 18 rolls in her class party. At our ward Trunk or Treat the other night there were probably 30 rolls used for the same purpose. That is 68 rolls of toilet paper and only 4 parties. It may be interesting to sit down and do the math. How many rolls of toilet paper does the average American household use in a year? How many Halloween parties wrapped unsuspecting teachers in rolls and rolls of toilet paper?? I would be really interested to see the numbers from some toilet paper company and see if I am right about their "peak season". They may be puzzled as to why it happens, but I don't imagine they are complaining about it.






















