Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Baby for Rent

In need of a little excitement? Life feeling a little slow, dull or boring? We have the perfect solution for you! Rent a Carter!
Need an afternoon with a little more pizazz?
A day with a little more to do? This is the answer for you!
Carter's skills are endless, just a few of which include:

  • Alarm Clock (times vary from 5:30 to 8:00, and no, you don't get to choose which)
  • Free "Get Out of Any Church Meeting" pass. He uses several different tactics such as: noise, throwing things, or diving head first over the pew.
  • Says lots of cute things, like, "Uh oh" after he throws all of his food on the floor. Which leads us to...
  • Great at starting food fights.
  • Need a cupboard cleaned out? He's the guy for you!
  • General helpfulness for all those projects you have...
  • Great at helping out with any computer needs, or anything up on a table for that matter...
  • Great at a game of ball (ANY kind of ball)...
  • Helpful at cleaning up dinner...


  • Provides and produces lots of these...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Love the blog. We could use a little excitement here. but maybe you had better come with him, not sure we could handle him.